Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Some of the best slogans

  • Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... Cheap...........no strings attached
  • Advertisement In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
  • Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
  • When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.
  • My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
  • You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off .
  • Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.
  • Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
  • Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
  • The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.
  • Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
  • Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.
  • The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
  • Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
  • A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.
  • Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
  • Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !

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