Aishwarya Rai walks on ramp for Longines watches

Deadly P J SMS

Ek Larki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Larki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ne Joote Maarey...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

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Zamane ke dar se
teri tasweer toilet mein chupa rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar
isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

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Woh Larki Kitni Pyaari Thi,
Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi,
Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

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1 barsat ki raat
-ek bhigi ladki,
-bhiga badan,
-bhigi zulfe,
-bhige hoth,
-Hum dono ki nazare mili,
-use dekhke aisa laga ki
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Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!

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Pyar karnevale
PARESAN ho jate he
Shadi karnevale
SHARABI ho jate he,
Divorce denevale
DEVDAS ho jate he,
Ham se Dosti karnevale
MSG SE MEHARBAN ho jate he

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Ek yug the jab log apne
ghar ke dwar par
likhte the "Atithi Devo Bhav".
Phir likhne lage "Shubh Labh"
Phir "U R WELCOME"
Aur ab likthe hain
"Kutton Se Saawdhaan"!

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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
syahi mat samajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se
syahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha,
mera mat samajhna.

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D 1 who smokes,get a smoky heart.
D 1 who drinks,get an alcoholic heart.
So dear u must stop eating sweets,
as u r already a sweet heart.

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wo shayad ab bhi hame chahte hain,
tabhi to hame dekhkar yun muskurate hain.
Ye to uske bacchhe hi kameene hain,
jo hame MAMA-MAMA bulate hain!

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Shehar ki gali
mein paan ki dukaan.
Devdas ne dekhi
paro ki muskaan.
Devdas ne khilaya
Paro ko paan.
Khake paan Paro boli
"Shukriya Bhai Jaan".

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I just met some1 in Cafe Coffee Day.
Real good looking,
dead smart,So delightful.
More like a celebrity.
As I walked nearer,
DAMN SAINT GOBAIN mirror.
It was me!!

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Maine tujhe dekha,
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta Raha
Dekhta hi gaya ,
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

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Q.Why doesnt a donkey eat grass??
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A.Anyways...its ur personal matter
& I should not interfere in it.

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Friendship is like FEVICOL - toote nahin
Love is like cold drink -Ye Dil Maange More
Girlfriend is like detergent - Pehle istemal
karo phir vishwaas karo.

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D professor of a business school asks,
"What is d most important source of
finance for starting business?"
A student replies,"Father-in-law"

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Katrina Kaif is more happy to have worked with Ranbir Kapoor

Glamorous South actress Sheela bold looks at an event

Sheela was a remarkable performer as a child artiste whereas she's struggling to prove herself to be a glamorous heroine in recent years. Sheela has been trying hard in Tamil and Telugu movies in recent years, though many of her films are being failures.

Shakira - The beauty with perfect body

Sexy Latin singer, Shakira was looking sunny in a yellow Versace dress at the 2009 American Music Awards. Shakira also performed at the event, singing her song “Give It Up To Me” which features Lil Wayne.

South pretty actress Kirti Ahuja cute stills from her new movie

Cute south actress Hansika Motwani at media meet

Seetha ramula Kalyanam lankalo starring Nitin and Hansika Motwani in the lead is progressing at a brisk space. This movie is directed by Eshwar Reddy of Siddu of Srikakulam fame. Congress MLA Malla Vijaya Prakash is producing this film under Welfare Creations banner. Anoop Rubens is the music director. Sitaramula Kalyanam film is said to be a romantic entertainer. The audio launch of the film is planned on December 19th. The film is slated to release in January first week.

Cute actress Sonal Chouhan