Funny quotes about marriage

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !

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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

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If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: HappyIndependence Day

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agarNark jaye to homely feel kare..

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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!

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Different Phases of a man:After engagement: Superman After Marriage: GentlemanAfter 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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HanSika :: the change from cute girl to a pretty actress

Are u thinking that you have seen this pretty face somewhere ? Do you watch serials? This girl was there in "Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki" and "Des mein Nikla Hoga Chand" as a child actress. Just 3 years back she was 13 years old. If you watch her before 3 years you would be shocked to see the present Hansika.

Yes she is the one who is playing the lead role in Himesh Reshmaniya starrer " Aap ki Suroor"

Buddha idol : Made of medicinal tablets

Rajnikanth - Its happening in Our lifetime

Year 1969 :
The Karnataka State BTS bus no. 10 A between Majestic to Srinagar ( two cities in Bengaluru) was crowded with passengers and the 20 years old bus conductor Shivaji Rao Gaekwad was busy giving tickets to the passengers and the driver Raj Bahadoor was busy thinking which movie to go that night with Shivaji.
Year 2007 :
One of the highly spent movies in the entire Indian film industry, acted by one of the highest paid actor in the entire ASIA is going to be released on this Friday (15th June).

Many of you might have already found out the resemblance between above two incidents. Yes you are right. The ordinary bus conductor few decades back is now the superstar of Tamil movie industry and his new movie SIvaji the title of which resembles his original name is much awaited by his fans in the entire world.
It’s not strange that many people who don’t have enough money even sell their blood for the sake of money in Tamilnadu when this movie gets released in order to watch it on the first day. No functions are any ceremonies are held there before and after one month of his movie release.
“Thalivar” as he is usually referred by Tamilians, the carpenter-turned-coolie-turned-conductor-turned Super Star Rajanikanth’s life story itself will be substance for many movies.
Born in a Marathi Family on December 12 1949 in Karnataka, India, with the original name was Shivaji Rao Gaekwad, Rajanikanth lost his mother at the age of five. He had his schooling at the Acharya Patasala in Bangalore and then at the Vivekananda Balak Sangh, a unit of the Ramakrishna Mission.
A small roll in “Apoorva Ragangal” directed by K Balachander opened the gate way of movie land for this now Superstar Rajanikanth. From Antihero to Blockbuster Superstar, Rajanikanth is loved and applauded by millions of his fans across the globe for his unique style and mannerism – both onscreen and off screen.

In the initial stage as an actor Rajanikanth established himself as an Antihero till the movie “Bhuvana Oru Kelvikkuri” was released which depicted him in a positive role. Many movies were released which were especially made for him and all were huge success. But at that crucial time in his career when his market price had just begun to zoom, he decided to opt out of films completely, sending shock waves to his fans.

But the reentry was even more colorful. Many block busters like Billa, Pokkiri Raja, Moondru Mugham and Nettrikkam were made at this time.

His sense of humor and comic timings with his natural talent made all movies acted by him in the last decade were trendsetters. The movies Badshah, Annamalai, Arunachalam, Ejaman, Muthu Padayappa, Baba and Chandramukhi ( ran in the same theatre for more than 800 days) all broke records set by his own films.

You have to believe the fact that his movie songs have become a rage in Japan and Padayappa was shown to packed houses in the UK and USA. And now the posters of Sivaji are displayed all over Malaysia.

He became the superstar not just because of the films but his behaviors off screen. Whatever stories you have heard about his helping hands to his friends, his simplicity are true. Ego and starry airs are unknown to Rajanikanth. During breaks he hardly ever rushes to his air-conditioned makeup room. Instead, he prefers to sleep on the sets, even without a pillow. All people who helped him during his hard days have been rewarded suitably by him, not just that they are all remembered by him all the time.

It’s everyone’s dream to make friendship with Rajanikanth or to have one of our friends like him. He's the sort who deserves all the superstardom he's earned. Such men, indeed, are rare.

Very interesting facts

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.

If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for Students ---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

Why dO pregnant wOmen like eating tamarind and raw mangOes

Craving for unusual food (and some non food items like ash called pica) is considered as the first sign of pregnancy. In reality, although some women do get strong cravings, many do notNo one knows for sure what causes food cravings. Many women find that their senses of taste and smell are changed by pregnancy. For example, some women experience an odd metallic taste in their mouths very early in pregnancy (maybe the first sign of pregnancy for an `experienced' mother); others find that taste and smell are dulled. It is possible that these changes affect food likes and dislikes.

Some people think that cravings happen in response to temporary deficiency of specific nutrients. There is probably some truth in this, but it is not the whole story. We only need minute quantities of each vitamin and mineral — certainly not enough to justify a continual craving for just one food. For some women, food cravings may be a conscious or subconscious response to emotion.

They may crave a favourite childhood food, or a food that is of special significance to their religion or culture. Craving unusual foods may also be a private way of marking the special state of being pregnant. Rather than develop a food craving, many women find they suddenly go off certain foods or drinks like fried foods and coffee.

This is often related to pregnancy sickness, but may also be the body's way of ensuring that they eat and drink wisely. Generally, there's no harm in giving into food cravings, especially if doing so helps getting through phases like early morning sickness which can be pretty distressing. However this must be done in moderation.

Eating a lot of one food only means eating less of other foods and therefore running the risk of becoming deficient in important nutrient. A craving for non-food items — such as ash or soap or toothpaste — is known as `pica'.Pica is potentially very harmful if indulged in and must be resisted. Also, substances like soaps and ash may prevent the absorption of nutrients and other food substances.