Hilarious jokes - Hindi

wife ........ Tum bahar jaatey ho to hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband.. Oh don't worry jaan jaldi aa jaoonga
Wife ........ Tumhari issi baat ka to darr laga rehta hai ....

Doctor ..... Yaar main soch raha hoon issi gaaon main apna clinic khol loon ..
Dost ......... khayal to naik hai yaar magar yahan ka qabaristaan zara chhota hai ....

kanjoos ..... arrey yaar aaj main ney ek aadmi ki jaan bachai
dost ..... woh kaisey ???
kanjoos ...... main ney ek fakir sey poochha, "agar hazaar ka note doon to kyaa kareyga", woh bola "khushi sey mar jaoonga ", main ney bola " jaa nahi deta ", is tarah main ney uski jaan bachai.

Patient ...... doctor sb. aapki nurse bohat achi hai, uskey haath lagatey hi main theek ho gaya
doctor ....... haan haan pata hai, thappar ki awaaz yahan tak aayi thi ...

Ek sharabi apni aankhain donate kerney gaya...
counter clerk .. kuch kehna chahtey ho naik bandey...
sharabi ........... haan ! jisey lagao usey bata dena, yeh do peg key baad khulti ha.

Patient .........Doctor Sb. main kyaa karoon keh jis sey meri umar barh jaye ..
Doctor ......... Tum shaadi ker dalo ...
Patient ...... Kia is sey umar barh jayegee ???
Doctor ....... Nahi, shok khatam hojaye ga ...

Wife ..........Woh !! Dekho larka mujhey smile dey raha hai
Husband ... Smile nahi dey raha hai, jab main ney tumhain pehli baar deka thaa to meri bhi hansi nikal gayi thi..

Bus stop per larki ko dekh ker larka bola , "Tu meri jaan hai tu mera emaan hai ", larki ney juti utari to larka bola, "main bhi insaan hoon tu bhi insaan hai ...

wife .......... (Ghussey main) Tumharey damagh main to sirf gobhar hi bhara hai
Husband ... (Pyar sey) To phir itni dair sey kha kyon rahi ho

Girl ............ Suno ! are you sure you luv me n no one else
Boy ........... Dead sure ! i checked the whole list again yesterday ..
Girl ............ To merey saarey luv letters wapas ker do
Boy ............ Is main sey jo tumharey hain nikaal lo ...